Things that scare Joshy Poshy:
- Before about 1960, there was a different banana. From all accounts, it was bigger, tastier and more nutritious. What happened to this wonderful fruit? Well, we created it through selective breeding, and because it was so wonderful, every banana farm grew it. This is the catch, there was not enough genetic variation among the species though, everyone basically used the same plant, and mother nature did what she always does. Thus was born a virus that killed all the plants, and we don't have this banana anymore. Now to what actually scares me, we've done the exact same thing with our current bananas, and it's really only a matter of time before something wipes them all out. And I love bananas dammit!
- I usually see these two guys at the YMCA I go to. They're probably early 30's and every single time I see them, they do the EXACT same workout. Take a wild guess what it is? The basic frat boy routine: dumbbell bench press, bicep curls with dumbbells and then barbells, and skullcrushers, followed by 2 laps walking around the gym. Usually, I just laugh it off and shake my head. However, in the locker room, I overheard one of them on the phone with a client. Apparently these douche bags are personal trainers! Some poor soul is paying them for workout advice! That being said, if you are taking advice from someone with giant arms and chicken legs, then the following quote is true: A fool and their money are easily parted.
- More YMCA bullshit. As I was dragging my tired ass home, I was passing by this giant fat lady, literally opening her gullet, and pouring a bag of chips in. As she was watching one of her kids in the pool...
- I'm scared at how hard it is for my body to wean itself off of an addiction. I've been an ornery bastard lately since I've been trying to quit smoking. So I'm sorry if I'm a dick to you, I don't really mean it.
Anywho, not much else new in the life of Josh. Bronchitis sucks ass, and Mirko Cro-cop is going to demolish everyone in the heavyweight division of the UFC.
Oh, and Olympic style lifts are really the way to go (snatch, power clean/clean and press, etc...), get your whole workout down in just a couple of exersizes is my kinda workout.
- Before about 1960, there was a different banana. From all accounts, it was bigger, tastier and more nutritious. What happened to this wonderful fruit? Well, we created it through selective breeding, and because it was so wonderful, every banana farm grew it. This is the catch, there was not enough genetic variation among the species though, everyone basically used the same plant, and mother nature did what she always does. Thus was born a virus that killed all the plants, and we don't have this banana anymore. Now to what actually scares me, we've done the exact same thing with our current bananas, and it's really only a matter of time before something wipes them all out. And I love bananas dammit!
- I usually see these two guys at the YMCA I go to. They're probably early 30's and every single time I see them, they do the EXACT same workout. Take a wild guess what it is? The basic frat boy routine: dumbbell bench press, bicep curls with dumbbells and then barbells, and skullcrushers, followed by 2 laps walking around the gym. Usually, I just laugh it off and shake my head. However, in the locker room, I overheard one of them on the phone with a client. Apparently these douche bags are personal trainers! Some poor soul is paying them for workout advice! That being said, if you are taking advice from someone with giant arms and chicken legs, then the following quote is true: A fool and their money are easily parted.
- More YMCA bullshit. As I was dragging my tired ass home, I was passing by this giant fat lady, literally opening her gullet, and pouring a bag of chips in. As she was watching one of her kids in the pool...
- I'm scared at how hard it is for my body to wean itself off of an addiction. I've been an ornery bastard lately since I've been trying to quit smoking. So I'm sorry if I'm a dick to you, I don't really mean it.
Anywho, not much else new in the life of Josh. Bronchitis sucks ass, and Mirko Cro-cop is going to demolish everyone in the heavyweight division of the UFC.
Oh, and Olympic style lifts are really the way to go (snatch, power clean/clean and press, etc...), get your whole workout down in just a couple of exersizes is my kinda workout.
posted by Poshy at 4:28 PM
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