I don't know how to begin, so I already have

My time in France grows short.  It's in my best interests to enjoy it as much as I can.

Life has a way of getting interesting when you least expect it.

I will soon begin my African experience with my lovely new wife.  I have no idea what to expect, other than that it will be somewhere in between the best and worst.  

Work has gotten very hard, when I return home, I have nothing left.  I feel utterly drained.  

I seem like the only person I know who doesn't like learning languages.  It's such a pain, I don't have any fun doing it.  Except when I'm drunk, then I enjoy bullshitting in French.

I'm really tired now.  I hope everyone is doing well.