crap, I work in 8 hours and I can't sleep.

every animal farts, so don't get offended when I do.

I'm so sick of high school math. Especially statistics. One of my students has Ms Tong (I'm sure you strathies remember her) and apparently she has become uber jaded with teaching Pure Math 30. I can see why.

I saw a picture of this 16 year old girl...s. She/them had two heads, and somehow has managed to live this long. And two stomachs...with one ass. hahahaha, oh my.

If you haven't seen goatse, lemonparty, or tubgirl, you haven't been on the internet long. Note: Anyone at work, I'm related to, or the easily offended, DON'T GO LOOKING FOR THEM. And don't say I didn't warn you.

That's Tokyo at night, rediculous.

I think what sucks about being single is the lack of human contact. Obviously you get hugs from your parents and the Gossen's (if you know them), but for the most part nobody actually touches each other in today's society. It's nice just to have a girl lay upon me while watching a movie.

Jesus, I'm stalling so bad right now. Why the hell is it I always want to sleep when I shouldn't be (i.e. at work, doing something important), but when I should be sleeping, I'm wide awake?

Eat more fiber, it's good for you.

This song is quite good: http://www.yousendit.com/download/M6nkvHqXz4N5TA%3D%3D (by Herbert by the way, Brendan sucks at tagging music)

You know what's nice about the internet? The humor. The term "politically correct" doesn't even exist in my mind anymore, there's just some terrible things that we should be able to laugh at. I think there's no better way to deal with these things than to laugh directly at them, it takes away their power.

On that note:
Nighty night.